fUnnY QuoteS

If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.

geT mArrIeD Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:00 pm **coming_style**

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Re: fUnnY QuoteS Sun Nov 08, 2009 12:55 am **!crypticangel!**

the man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Re: fUnnY QuoteS Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:01 am **!crypticangel!**

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Re: fUnnY QuoteS Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:03 am **!crypticangel!**

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse

Re: fUnnY QuoteS Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:05 am **!crypticangel!**

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Re: fUnnY QuoteS Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:06 am **!crypticangel!**

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Re: fUnnY QuoteS Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:52 pm **coming_style**

hahaha gr8 yara

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